Archive for April 12th, 2006

Flag BS

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Oh God, somebody used an American Flag in “disturbing ways.” Michelle, was it disturbing because it was a Latino who did it? Maybe you can’t take the fact that there might soon be more Latino’s than WASPs in America? A little bit of racism there? Just a little bit?

What’s next – toilet paper with the flag on it?

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Today in not-really-news: a community college professor wrote a physic question involving Conoleezza and a watermelon. The Wingnuts are up in arms. You know – the leftist agenda to undermine everything that is good about America. Here is the question:

Condoleezza holds a watermelon just over the edge of the roof of the 300 -foot Federal Building, and tosses it up with a velocity of 20 feet per second. The height of the watermelon above the ground t seconds later is given by formula h= -16t2 + 20t + 300

a. How many seconds will it pass her (she’s standing at a height of 300 feet) on the way down?

b. When will the watermelon hit ground?

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